it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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