I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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