foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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