All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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