he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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