I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Randomize
