he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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