Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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