you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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