so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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