I'm gonna have a badass scar
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
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