You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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