she is the kim kardashian of front butts
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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