you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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