So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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