i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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