Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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