just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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