oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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