Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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