i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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