talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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