I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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