porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We were destined to go to rehab together
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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