are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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