shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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