You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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