He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
