North Korea, Best Korea!
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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