i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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