Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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