did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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