You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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