Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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