I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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