So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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