I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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