what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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