Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
