lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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