do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
