I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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