I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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