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If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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