just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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