As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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