i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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