Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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