Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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