I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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