you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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