i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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