this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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