You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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