You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
