Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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