I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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