We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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